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{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
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