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NBC Media Center is an attraction located at Universal Studios Florida. It is seasonal, and is an interactive survey attraction that allows park guests to preview and focus-test an upcoming Universal Studios' film or television show. The attraction is located in the \"Garden of Allah Villas\" section of the park's Hollywood area.
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