{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
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{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}
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