{"fact":"Smuggling a cat out of ancient Egypt was punishable by death. Phoenician traders eventually succeeded in smuggling felines, which they sold to rich people in Athens and other important cities.","length":192}
{"fact":"The chlorine in fresh tap water irritates sensitive parts of the cat's nose. Let tap water sit for 24 hours before giving it to a cat.","length":134}
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{"fact":"Approximately 24 cat skins can make a coat.","length":43}
{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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{"fact":"A cat's hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":60}
{"fact":"Cats see six times better in the dark and at night than humans.","length":63}
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