{"fact":"In just 7 years, one un-spayed female cat and one un-neutered male cat and their offspring can result in 420,000 kittens.","length":121}
{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
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{"fact":"Female cats are polyestrous","length":28}
{"slip": { "id": 109, "advice": "To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
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